Moar Random TimeS

'Nother quick upload this one was done in 30 minutes and I actually had a lot of fun with it

I like having low self esteem it makes me feel special...

Let me start of by saying it is 4/20:
To me that means...
- Day of Silence
- Hitlers Birthday
No weed. If you were expecting some puffing here you better just pass. First and foremost shout out to those of you who participated in the Day of Silence to support members of the LGBTQ I didn't because I just don't know how to keep my damn mouth shut. As long as I am yelling I want to bring some attention to a "Sergey Kondrashov." A Russian artist who in protesting against a new law in russia. If you want to support him remember to do your research I don't want complaints about how you ended up supporting something you are against that would be your problem not mine. Moving on we had a debate about which gender had more miserable existence. For some reason the person organizing this debate left the undecided side up which is always a bad thing and when it begun we could see guys on one side girls on the other. Me in the middle texting about how trivial the debate was. The guys argument was basically "girls don't know the pain of being kicked in the balls." Yeah seems legitimate. Lets put aside periods and child birth getting kicked in the balls will end your world. In all honesty though misery doesn't care about gender. Misery loves company and if I am not mistaken is also bi curious. So don't complain to me how hard your life is due to being a specific gender. Everybody has a hard time. Just the other day a friend of mine attempted suicide. He is alright though with a little help from his friends, and not the Beatles song. So before you open your mouth about inferior or superior gender remember that regardless of which EVERYBODY suffers from images they feel they need to maintain due to media and pop culture.

Speaking of suffering lets talk about self esteem. Actually lets just lower mine by posting videos of really good artists...
First up.
Being a boss with a pen! We have someone combining sharpie, pen, and spray paint. Using card stock and coming up with a beautiful piece. Although the music is a little harsh on the ears so headphone users turn it down. Yes you the one wearing headphones. I am calling you out!
Next on the list.
Food for Thought! Yeah I should stop being CORNY. Ha-ha... Oh god way to disgrace the family name on the internet. Eclectic Asylum has always been know for some insanely cool pictures so check it with a poison.
Finally *(WARNING NSFW)*
Pencil or Photograph?  Like I said this link is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. So open at your own discretion and more legal jargon. Anyway this artistic ninja recreates photos using pencil!
I know I said to expect TARANTULAS last time but in the mean time you will have to settle with this little snippet I found while walking around which I plan on doing something to.

Anyway...
Cheers!



 

NEW STUFF EVERYWHERE!!!

Just some doodles:

Cheers!

-A.O

I hate feathers:

But this goes out to those who help make the pain of everyday life ranging from sneezing to crying a little less painful...

Digital Finger Painting:

I have spent over 1,000 hours at the museum. Every second of it I have loved because it's a great place with great people. Reliability isn't something too common anymore and the fact that they are there and can support me when needed is amazing.
Once again bringing cynicism to a gun fight
-I.D.B

Salvage:

Alright so short little post because I want to explain this picture. It was done ONLY with a circle tool. NOTHING ELSE. I am not saying I have talent (because it was posted in a thread on canv.as which challenged others to do the same and they had some amazing ones.) I am just damn proud of what I did. It took a long time and honestly it does seem like something I would genuinely make. I didn't try and go overboard for once I just had fun. You know fun right? The thing you used to have a lot of as a kid. So some little advice. Sit back relax and enjoy the little things. Make a name for yourself don't make money for your name because money won't remember you while your name can live forever.
Cheers
-A.O

Numb:

 

Just Numb...

Although I suppose it's my fault for leaving the window open...

I'm 18:

I am 18 and...

I still play Pokémon

Watch My Little Pony

Color on a daily basis

Have gone to the same barber since I was four

What of it?

Its a life style. Certified awesome lifestyle Cheers
A.O

Its been a while...

Since they let me out to play!
Hey its February 3rd and currently I am sick. Also bored. So I decided why not get back onto blogger and throw some content out for my two followers since I know that if somehow they do everything they have to do and want to do they might trickle down over here.
Few images I am tossing up are some things I did during school hours. Yeah I know I should be doing school during school hours but inspiration like lightning never strikes the same spot twice, nor is it good for you're overall health.
I mean I have been inspired to do a lot recently but who knows if I am in over my head. I have to do robotics and in the process make things crazy steam punk. I have to make a bunch of arm bands, goggles, and leather aprons none of which is cheap all of which is going to take a while but hell it should be fun right. Unlike the cold I have.
Couple quick things.

• Learned how to make .gifs
• Bought F.3.A.R
• Currently wearing orange pants 

Quick funny video for you guys...
Well funny to me. Skip to 0:50 for the reading of sexy and I know it.






The other day my friend posted up this link. It is kind of about religion which is why I don't want to post it on here because I don't want to confuse people on my stance. By sending you to the youtubes you wont associate the video with me as much as you will with the youtubes.




Short post my bad
Cheers though
A.O

Update Three:

Take it to the fridge:

Really.

I don't even know.

I need to stop drafting posts at 1:00 in the morning. But I just read Cyanide and Happiness for a laugh and I came across this comic. It got me thinking about all the opposites of the holidays. Holiday spirit, without offending anybodies religious views. Although I find the tackiness of some houses Christmas decorations to just be offensive anyway. Or how we define peoples relations through presents while telling kids that really its about spirit. Although at least one funny thing did come out of Christmas shopping. When I told my mom I needed to get one more present and I was going to go drive she was concerned about my driving abilities on the ice and said

"You will go when hell freezes over."

"Mom if you haven't looked outside it already did freeze over."

She gave me that fake laugh and said

"Who is the present for?" So  I looked her dead in the eye and said.

"Well you."

I could have sworn she said dammit under her breath.

Skull'd

Now December is my least favorite month. Really. I mean I live in Colorado and I have met some of the nicest people in the world. But if Colorado's weather was a person, nobody would associate the word nice with him/her. While the weather is ideal for things like skiing and snow boarding which people in the mountains do a lot. It generally gets in the way of a lot and it is one of the banes of my existence. Now I know someone is already saying (and considering I do know a few Canadians read this blog every now and then I know who). "Yeah well its not as bad as over here." Maybe not but really I am not complaining about the amount of snow. I am just complaining about the snow and if I were in your shoes and it was snowing but worse then over here then the only thing that would change would be how bitter I am towards the snow.

Yeah I plug in my acoustic

You know what while I am complaining, I hate bats, and bees in video games. I started playing Terraria recently and as soon as I saw a bat in that game I had flash backs of every time I had to fight bats in a video game. Castlevania had bats, Legend of Zelda has bats, Resident evil 5 had a Batapillar which was a bat and a Caterpillar. All those different games, all those flashbacks came back and I prepared to fight a bat, and then a GIANT BEE came and killed me. So yeah bees. I hate them too. I like flowers because they are quiet and pretty and don't move when I take pictures unlike birds, but as soon as a bee is in one of them dancing around on top of the flower either it moves the flower enough to where the picture I take looks bad or at least worse then it already would have been. Or the part of the flower I was taking a picture of gets blocked by a fat abdomen or thorax. I feel like I sound pretentious right now though. "Hmm yes those bees are quite pesky when it comes to doing photography..." Then again with only 2 followers... Who cares what I look like especially online.
So take it to the fridge.
Now.

Update Two:

Pretty Blank:

Bob Ross's paint Brush

So looking at my blog I realize that I suck at grammar and that so far all of my posts that involved original content were in black and white. Which is unusual of me because I normally like bright pictures. With lots of shiny effects. Unfortunately as much as I wish I was as high caliber artist as say Bob Ross and his magical abilities to paint a black cat eating blue berries in a coal mine at midnight with just the color orange. That guy was just cool. He was a ninja. In the mean time my non-ninja forgetful self forgot to say that I also including digital art enjoy photography immensely. Art is something that even though I am not the best at I admit is one of the more beautiful ways to show emotion and photography is one of my preferred ones for illustrating the real world since free hand I am not the best in the world.

Cement Flowa

I have always had a basic philosophy with photography and that is its always a good time to take a picture but its not always the best angle. This was a philosophy grown on the back of my photography shenanigans being mostly done with film instead of digital. Each time I take a film picture, I lock my joints and hold my breathe not out of artistic style or to make it look really dramatic but because film is expensive. For that split moment even if my eye blends with machine perfectly to capture a moment in time, somebody at a store captures some more money from my wallet. I could say its the sacrifice of an artist, but when the reward is greater then the loss its not much of a sacrifice is it. Anyway I am going to toss up some pictures.

Roses

Cruise

Picture of a skate boarder

Cheers!

-A.O

I didn't make these videos

But I do like them and no I don't believe in the delete button.
I don't feel like original content at 1:32 in the morning which is when this was drafted...

Shower:

Took a shower to start my day opened the door from my bathroom with a kick and the steam rolled out with it and for a brief second I felt like a bad ass until I looked in the mirror and saw I grabbed the pink towel....

Update One!

Its a BP oil spill Jellyfish.

We deliver:
As for what we deliver I am not quite sure but hey got to start somewhere so my first post is going to include a couple pictures and maybe some lines from my favorite piece. Little bit about why I do all these silly little pics. It all started when I got my first computer and didn't like any of the backgrounds I found. I mean any of them because I was a bratty little kid who thought deserved the world. When I realized how stupid of a way that was to think I decided why not try and making a background. How hard can it be? As a twitchy seven year old it was very hard but slowly I believe I have been getting better ever since; its either that or every time I ask for honest feedback people lie to me. Between then and now things have changed when it comes to making images. I went from paper to Microsoft paint, and finally way too many image editing programs to come up with something I feel looks good. 

I must apologize though for my highschool level writing abilities and so if I jump around a lot and my writing just doesn't make sense then blame public school systems and my lysdexia. Strangely enough when tested for lysdexia I had high reading scores, and my math was crap. Somehow out of it though  I manage to put together fairly decent spoken word/poetry. Frankly I can't tell the difference between both so I wont pick the term for you you can do that. Here is an excerpt piece I did I think Ill leave it at that for my first post in the mean time Happy Holidays!

What happened to the old TV?

You know where I loved you and you loved me

Where we were a happy family

And not people getting punched in the face on MTV

When facts roll most from comedy central

Where is the straight talk express

When all you are really doing is weaving around this mess?

Now hey I know I am only 18

With a slightly darker then normal complexion so people group me

With the cocaine snorting Charlie Sheen’s

But

I know I am different

Even if I am not the best

All this hate in the world though is truly what I detest

Trying to be the best of me

When the rest of people look at me and see something

Non-existent

Some people judge me for what I am not

And I know right now I am complaining because of what I don’t got

But please world leave me a message after the beep

Am I failing you world

Or are you failing me?

Do I need to stand stronger alone or rally people next to me? 

Who will listen to the calls even though it might not be destiny? 

I used to think the best of me would not be caught with poetry but on the scene of 93 could I expect the best of beats to be flowing from slam poetry, so I request that at best I be viewed with a smile and do not detest that where I plea and request where I take my liberty to speak, to address the poverty that riddles those around and close to me that you should not, mock me

Intro

This is a blog:

Be nice to the blog. This is a blog about me putting up things I think look good which, when you have ADHD is generally colorful shiny things. Little bit of "art" or my doodles and a bit of "poetry" or whatever I feel like saying in a way that has some rhythm. If you have any questions or comments feel free to send them my way. Feedback is always encouraged, and Happy Holidays!

-A.O