Update 8: Stop talking to the bots...

Let's get down to it... Bots!

3:43 PM me: quien es?

 a2juniper: heya

  hey there im brittany 23 female from cali. you?

3:44 PM me: howd you get hold of this contact?

 a2juniper: oh cool! im superrrr bored.. i feel like getting on my cam. do you want to watch?

 me: Oh your a bot

 a2juniper: no i am not a bot

3:45 PM me: yeah well that doesnt explain the response to my question

 a2juniper: k well my cam is linked through this site so that i can not be recorded

  so u will have 2 sign up there. is that k?

 me: no thats not the question either How did you get my email?

 a2juniper: ok its really easy. just go here http://bit.ly/M2AaTZ and click on the goldish JOIN FREE button at the top and fill out your info. ok?

3:46 PM me: yeah its easy for me to get my email but for you to get my email is a different story

  and why is it a bitly link and not just a normal link

 a2juniper: also it does ask for a credit card when you signup but its just to make sure your over 18. it dosent charge it.

 me: why am I even still trying...

 a2juniper: cant let the kids see my boobies. hehe.

 me: why would it ask for a card if it didnt charge

  you know how little of this makes sense

 a2juniper: hurry up babe i wanna have some fun. if u know what i mean ;)

3:47 PM me: Are you programmed to respond to

  your a bot?

 a2juniper: lets talk on the website when you get signed up. my messenger is messing up here.

 me: no its not

  this is g chat not xfire

  were having 2 completely different conversations here

3:48 PM do you ever message another bot by accident?

  just have a bot conversation?

27 minutes

4:16 PM a2juniper: hello?

29 minutes

4:46 PM a2juniper: hello??

30 minutes

5:16 PM a2juniper: hello???

5:20 PM me: no you already talked to me


This is my life... And I enjoy it...

More pencil?

What is this (MAD)ness? I am starting to hate the argument of what beauty is. Heard it in philosophy. In reality it is just too vague...

Party Time!

My Yearbook:

I got a my yearbook account and I feel like when the numbers on there go up, I should be having fun...
In reality when the numbers go up. I just feel like I am looking at eye candy.
Wicked short post.
Cheers!
A.O

Update Three:

Take it to the fridge:

Really.

I don't even know.

I need to stop drafting posts at 1:00 in the morning. But I just read Cyanide and Happiness for a laugh and I came across this comic. It got me thinking about all the opposites of the holidays. Holiday spirit, without offending anybodies religious views. Although I find the tackiness of some houses Christmas decorations to just be offensive anyway. Or how we define peoples relations through presents while telling kids that really its about spirit. Although at least one funny thing did come out of Christmas shopping. When I told my mom I needed to get one more present and I was going to go drive she was concerned about my driving abilities on the ice and said

"You will go when hell freezes over."

"Mom if you haven't looked outside it already did freeze over."

She gave me that fake laugh and said

"Who is the present for?" So  I looked her dead in the eye and said.

"Well you."

I could have sworn she said dammit under her breath.

Skull'd

Now December is my least favorite month. Really. I mean I live in Colorado and I have met some of the nicest people in the world. But if Colorado's weather was a person, nobody would associate the word nice with him/her. While the weather is ideal for things like skiing and snow boarding which people in the mountains do a lot. It generally gets in the way of a lot and it is one of the banes of my existence. Now I know someone is already saying (and considering I do know a few Canadians read this blog every now and then I know who). "Yeah well its not as bad as over here." Maybe not but really I am not complaining about the amount of snow. I am just complaining about the snow and if I were in your shoes and it was snowing but worse then over here then the only thing that would change would be how bitter I am towards the snow.

Yeah I plug in my acoustic

You know what while I am complaining, I hate bats, and bees in video games. I started playing Terraria recently and as soon as I saw a bat in that game I had flash backs of every time I had to fight bats in a video game. Castlevania had bats, Legend of Zelda has bats, Resident evil 5 had a Batapillar which was a bat and a Caterpillar. All those different games, all those flashbacks came back and I prepared to fight a bat, and then a GIANT BEE came and killed me. So yeah bees. I hate them too. I like flowers because they are quiet and pretty and don't move when I take pictures unlike birds, but as soon as a bee is in one of them dancing around on top of the flower either it moves the flower enough to where the picture I take looks bad or at least worse then it already would have been. Or the part of the flower I was taking a picture of gets blocked by a fat abdomen or thorax. I feel like I sound pretentious right now though. "Hmm yes those bees are quite pesky when it comes to doing photography..." Then again with only 2 followers... Who cares what I look like especially online.
So take it to the fridge.
Now.

Update One!

Its a BP oil spill Jellyfish.

We deliver:
As for what we deliver I am not quite sure but hey got to start somewhere so my first post is going to include a couple pictures and maybe some lines from my favorite piece. Little bit about why I do all these silly little pics. It all started when I got my first computer and didn't like any of the backgrounds I found. I mean any of them because I was a bratty little kid who thought deserved the world. When I realized how stupid of a way that was to think I decided why not try and making a background. How hard can it be? As a twitchy seven year old it was very hard but slowly I believe I have been getting better ever since; its either that or every time I ask for honest feedback people lie to me. Between then and now things have changed when it comes to making images. I went from paper to Microsoft paint, and finally way too many image editing programs to come up with something I feel looks good. 

I must apologize though for my highschool level writing abilities and so if I jump around a lot and my writing just doesn't make sense then blame public school systems and my lysdexia. Strangely enough when tested for lysdexia I had high reading scores, and my math was crap. Somehow out of it though  I manage to put together fairly decent spoken word/poetry. Frankly I can't tell the difference between both so I wont pick the term for you you can do that. Here is an excerpt piece I did I think Ill leave it at that for my first post in the mean time Happy Holidays!

What happened to the old TV?

You know where I loved you and you loved me

Where we were a happy family

And not people getting punched in the face on MTV

When facts roll most from comedy central

Where is the straight talk express

When all you are really doing is weaving around this mess?

Now hey I know I am only 18

With a slightly darker then normal complexion so people group me

With the cocaine snorting Charlie Sheen’s

But

I know I am different

Even if I am not the best

All this hate in the world though is truly what I detest

Trying to be the best of me

When the rest of people look at me and see something

Non-existent

Some people judge me for what I am not

And I know right now I am complaining because of what I don’t got

But please world leave me a message after the beep

Am I failing you world

Or are you failing me?

Do I need to stand stronger alone or rally people next to me? 

Who will listen to the calls even though it might not be destiny? 

I used to think the best of me would not be caught with poetry but on the scene of 93 could I expect the best of beats to be flowing from slam poetry, so I request that at best I be viewed with a smile and do not detest that where I plea and request where I take my liberty to speak, to address the poverty that riddles those around and close to me that you should not, mock me