Dolphins, Swagberg, and Cloning... The usual. (NSFW)

Vi-vi-video update. I got enough Mountain Dew in me to write a book, and instead with all the creative juices flowing. I feel like posting some videos that per usual are not mine but are pretty spiffy...
Did I really use spiffy twice in one day?
So we have a substitute for my philosophy class. We were talking about the ethics behind legalizing Medical Marijuana which I personally oppose but she said something that I hear people say a lot which goes along the lines of. "What drug will we randomly legalize next?" Now being the polite respectful student I am I said. "Hold on there is a difference between legalizing Marijuana for medicinal purposes (despite it being an incredibly wonderful placebo) and legalizing crystal meth for shits and giggles." Speaking of shits and giggles... Plungers and squeaking... 

Not my best transition into a video but hey lets keep rocking rolling and moving. Next up we have some more government related stuff. Due to my Math teacher who is a certified bad ass for the record I stumbled upon this set of experiments. Three of which I don't care for at all but the final one titled For the Love of Dolphin caught my interest if you are too lazy like most of the youth today to actually read the entire article I managed to find some Roosters Teeth to chew through the talking for you. Anyway the basic summary of this is the one thing we always need to keep in mind when practicing science. Is what you are doing even practical? I don't know how this one slipped through the cracks of an institutional review board, or what idiot thought this was a good idea, or where they got the dolphin... Yeah let me just get to the point the experiment was flawed and stupid knock it off scientists... You could be off curing cancer, understanding genetics, preventing the next big epidemic but instead you dropped acid with dolphins. Not the most shinning moment of Scientific history but you know what. At least we aren't making backwards progress. 

Anyway other then that I leave you with ponies, which by the way just wrapped up another season (I know a bit late on the ball with that announcement) but at least The Hub has purchased 13 more episodes of this adorable show. If you are looking for some other shows to get into check out Arrested Development, Shin Chan, and my personal favorite Daria!

Cheers! (Especially to my mate over at Freckled Productions who provided the first video...)
-A.O

I like having low self esteem it makes me feel special...

Let me start of by saying it is 4/20:
To me that means...
- Day of Silence
- Hitlers Birthday
No weed. If you were expecting some puffing here you better just pass. First and foremost shout out to those of you who participated in the Day of Silence to support members of the LGBTQ I didn't because I just don't know how to keep my damn mouth shut. As long as I am yelling I want to bring some attention to a "Sergey Kondrashov." A Russian artist who in protesting against a new law in russia. If you want to support him remember to do your research I don't want complaints about how you ended up supporting something you are against that would be your problem not mine. Moving on we had a debate about which gender had more miserable existence. For some reason the person organizing this debate left the undecided side up which is always a bad thing and when it begun we could see guys on one side girls on the other. Me in the middle texting about how trivial the debate was. The guys argument was basically "girls don't know the pain of being kicked in the balls." Yeah seems legitimate. Lets put aside periods and child birth getting kicked in the balls will end your world. In all honesty though misery doesn't care about gender. Misery loves company and if I am not mistaken is also bi curious. So don't complain to me how hard your life is due to being a specific gender. Everybody has a hard time. Just the other day a friend of mine attempted suicide. He is alright though with a little help from his friends, and not the Beatles song. So before you open your mouth about inferior or superior gender remember that regardless of which EVERYBODY suffers from images they feel they need to maintain due to media and pop culture.

Speaking of suffering lets talk about self esteem. Actually lets just lower mine by posting videos of really good artists...
First up.
Being a boss with a pen! We have someone combining sharpie, pen, and spray paint. Using card stock and coming up with a beautiful piece. Although the music is a little harsh on the ears so headphone users turn it down. Yes you the one wearing headphones. I am calling you out!
Next on the list.
Food for Thought! Yeah I should stop being CORNY. Ha-ha... Oh god way to disgrace the family name on the internet. Eclectic Asylum has always been know for some insanely cool pictures so check it with a poison.
Finally *(WARNING NSFW)*
Pencil or Photograph?  Like I said this link is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. So open at your own discretion and more legal jargon. Anyway this artistic ninja recreates photos using pencil!
I know I said to expect TARANTULAS last time but in the mean time you will have to settle with this little snippet I found while walking around which I plan on doing something to.

Anyway...
Cheers!



 

Shout out to those who have been hurt...

You know the misery I see in all this hate is what I hate

Its the gateway drug to crime

The grime that sticks to streets and corrupts this place

From government to gardens we all are effected those words you say to people

Leave nobody uneffected

You know when you call her a hoe

Thats the reasons why she leaves those sleeves so low

To hide the cuts and scars

The insults that run her over like a car

Is it not enough that these choices turn her into the druggie at the bar

A mile in your shoes would be a snooze compared to his

Hes crucified daily about how he doesnt hit the gym

You call him gay and a faggot

Yet hes squriming like a maggot

With society squeezing in theres a reason people take to gin

And its you...

I hope you pardon the language but honestly I have had it

Criticize me if you want but first you must comprehend

That if you agree with these two statements

Try and call yourself  better than me

I believe its wrong to descriminate by traits weather race, gender, personality its all just hate.

I make jokes about stereotypes with my friends all the time I will slant my eyes like an asian for a laugh and a good time

So if the best of you can't best me consider what you say quite carefully

But all words are words and if they didn't stick they would be gone

Vocabulary wasnt built on whats right or wrong

It was built on whats left of the words you spit

Oh and the guns yes the guns

you say guns dont kill while your right

its the bullets that you spray from your mouth every day while you push people down and grind them to the ground

Let me make it clear that it isnt my emotions that you hear because its not just me

This emotion that you see isnt just a drop of water to the ocean

Its a movement from more then me

Those people next to you

That wrecked near you

There human too

so let it through its not wrong to care about someone other then you

You know I don't like Kony

But not being one to fall for a phony

I learned from bein a Brony

You love and tolerate ya homies!

Rawr!

Coincide I think so...

I hate feathers:

But this goes out to those who help make the pain of everyday life ranging from sneezing to crying a little less painful...

Salvage:

Alright so short little post because I want to explain this picture. It was done ONLY with a circle tool. NOTHING ELSE. I am not saying I have talent (because it was posted in a thread on canv.as which challenged others to do the same and they had some amazing ones.) I am just damn proud of what I did. It took a long time and honestly it does seem like something I would genuinely make. I didn't try and go overboard for once I just had fun. You know fun right? The thing you used to have a lot of as a kid. So some little advice. Sit back relax and enjoy the little things. Make a name for yourself don't make money for your name because money won't remember you while your name can live forever.
Cheers
-A.O

Numb:

 

Just Numb...

Although I suppose it's my fault for leaving the window open...

Party Time!

Today:

I was bored all day anybody got any comments?
I am planning on getting some more content up soon and hopefully maybe even trying cartooning again then again that requires me being funny...