Update 10: What does the fox say!

Quick Video I suggest you play it while Reading: (Now I am sure you will hear about this video in the near future, its crazy, it weird along the lines of Gangnam Style and its making a splash on the internet, come on in and get a taste of what could easily be the next big internet thing.)



As much as I hate doing this to you guys after being one of my first big posts in a while I am up'ing some pics that need to be worked on. I picked up this program called black ink and it is amazing for drawing, I just don't know how to make it work the way I want it to. Tinkering needs to be done before I can have fun sadly. Its got this editor which lets you mess around with how you want brushes to work and it involves math and gah, its have faith in me cause I don't have faith I can figure it out quite yet. In the mean time I got a fox whose going to think about what he wants to say...

ANYWAY!
Guess what we have a problem, and by we I mean I find things annoying. See what I find annoying is how many videos there are where people are doing something they like and making other peoples day a little easier yet people give them crap because of some arbitrary feature. The most recent place this happened was on vinescope where I finally couldn't take it and I said something

"I like how everyone judges how fat he is. While you are at it how about you make fun of Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, oh I'm sorry did the name not ring a bell? What about the song somewhere over the rainbow ever hear the one with the little tropical melody? That was made by a guy who at one point in his life weighed over 750 pounds, but nobody cared because he put smiles on faces all around the world which is more then you will ever do if you just judge someone by their outward appearance. TL:DR Hes fat and making people laugh while you judge him and make people feel ashamed about their body when the only one who should be ashamed is you."

Its a video of a guy whose overweight who drew Fox The Fox and the Hound on his stomach and just bounces about in a comedic fashion, while yes being that overweight is unhealthy the circumstances which put him overweight are none of your business. No this keeping in mind is a guy but imagine if it was a girl of average weight doing the same thing showing off her stomach she would instantly be called a sloot by girls, and all the guys would turn her into a sexual object. Its a sad society we live in I think this song by example will best sum it up, so I will leave it with you guys just see if you think these words ring true. Set a good example for me will you guys?

Cheers
-A.O

Happy 13th! (a retroactive post about me saying shit I regret...)

So on the 13th since its my favorite day I was going to upload somethings and have a wonderful wonderful post. Yeah my computer got water on it and it died a horrible cruel death. Rest in piece Xerxes but you have been reborn. I know I know I am naming my stuff again but I like giving names to things I am attached to. Hell a good name personalizes something. Named my car Alma (who by the way reached the 25k mile mark!). But hell I got a moment so how about a quick little poem about me dying...

I would bake you a cake if I knew how...

For when I die let me plee
Don't hold onto my stuff
Hold onto my memories
From hell I really don't want to hear
Remember how he used to drink beer out of this comical cup with a corny catch phrase
Check out this shirt he wore from he weird middle age phase
Am I your last stop gift shop spot
Pickup a souveneir to remember the life that was lost?
No remember me for what I had brought...

Yeah... Things come and go, learned that the hard way when I set out to day with a half tank of gas and had to fuel up cause I was driving around with my friends. It was a lovely little adventure where we went to thrift stores and game shops to see if we could pickup an SNES well we could not. We did find a fair amount of stuff though, and the rain oh my god the rain was fun. Managed to take a 20 M.P.H turn at 50 so yeah. My bad Brundle and Clementine. Speaking of the man Clementine we had this quick little exchange at a gas station...

Clementine:You know normally I wouldn't mind blowing up but I'm in your car.

Vasectomy

Me: Don't worry I feel the same way about your girlfriend...
(P.S Yeah Sorry didn't realize you actually had a girl at the time look whose the biggest ass in the world now)



Yeah I feel bad for saying that but recently I have been noticing a slight change in my mindset towards the dark side. Either that or I am just noticing more stuff on the dark side like that picture next to the word picture. If you look carefully it talks about how vasectomy is the most effective birth control. Which I agree with that is true but that's also about as useful as this T-Pain Microphone I found at Toys R Us! I mean seriously I understand getting a vasectomy, but advertising it as birth control? No shit Sherlock what else could it be? More importantly why is there a golfer on there? Is this targeting tiger woods? The world may never know, but this was just the first of many pictures I took this lovely weekend and since I don't want to try and tie them in through effective writing I will leave them at the bottom HAHA!
-Cheers A.O

Oh expect tarantulas! 

Success is your book ending up at Goodwill

Yeah I got nothing for witty

Its pretty smexy!

   

 

Just a window shot from the hip!

Shout out to those who have been hurt...

You know the misery I see in all this hate is what I hate

Its the gateway drug to crime

The grime that sticks to streets and corrupts this place

From government to gardens we all are effected those words you say to people

Leave nobody uneffected

You know when you call her a hoe

Thats the reasons why she leaves those sleeves so low

To hide the cuts and scars

The insults that run her over like a car

Is it not enough that these choices turn her into the druggie at the bar

A mile in your shoes would be a snooze compared to his

Hes crucified daily about how he doesnt hit the gym

You call him gay and a faggot

Yet hes squriming like a maggot

With society squeezing in theres a reason people take to gin

And its you...

I hope you pardon the language but honestly I have had it

Criticize me if you want but first you must comprehend

That if you agree with these two statements

Try and call yourself  better than me

I believe its wrong to descriminate by traits weather race, gender, personality its all just hate.

I make jokes about stereotypes with my friends all the time I will slant my eyes like an asian for a laugh and a good time

So if the best of you can't best me consider what you say quite carefully

But all words are words and if they didn't stick they would be gone

Vocabulary wasnt built on whats right or wrong

It was built on whats left of the words you spit

Oh and the guns yes the guns

you say guns dont kill while your right

its the bullets that you spray from your mouth every day while you push people down and grind them to the ground

Let me make it clear that it isnt my emotions that you hear because its not just me

This emotion that you see isnt just a drop of water to the ocean

Its a movement from more then me

Those people next to you

That wrecked near you

There human too

so let it through its not wrong to care about someone other then you

You know I don't like Kony

But not being one to fall for a phony

I learned from bein a Brony

You love and tolerate ya homies!

Quotes:

"You wouldn't download a car."

"Not a stranger to danger more a stranger to your idiotic ideas..."

"STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN!!!"

"Sorry I suck at being sympathetic but I think you suck anyway..."

"I don't fight fair I fight ironically."

"I think you overestimate my give-a-damn-ometer..."

"iMa MaNTa RaY!!!1"

"I don't want cheese with my whine I want you to be quiet..."

"Ill punch a hole in time to abort you..."

"You do know who I think you aren't?"

"I think your overestimating my ability to use you're in a valid way but just to get to the point your an idiot."

"Jackhole"

Just got in an argument over the internet on beauty. I won. Huzzah...