Happy 13th! (a retroactive post about me saying shit I regret...)

So on the 13th since its my favorite day I was going to upload somethings and have a wonderful wonderful post. Yeah my computer got water on it and it died a horrible cruel death. Rest in piece Xerxes but you have been reborn. I know I know I am naming my stuff again but I like giving names to things I am attached to. Hell a good name personalizes something. Named my car Alma (who by the way reached the 25k mile mark!). But hell I got a moment so how about a quick little poem about me dying...

I would bake you a cake if I knew how...

For when I die let me plee
Don't hold onto my stuff
Hold onto my memories
From hell I really don't want to hear
Remember how he used to drink beer out of this comical cup with a corny catch phrase
Check out this shirt he wore from he weird middle age phase
Am I your last stop gift shop spot
Pickup a souveneir to remember the life that was lost?
No remember me for what I had brought...

Yeah... Things come and go, learned that the hard way when I set out to day with a half tank of gas and had to fuel up cause I was driving around with my friends. It was a lovely little adventure where we went to thrift stores and game shops to see if we could pickup an SNES well we could not. We did find a fair amount of stuff though, and the rain oh my god the rain was fun. Managed to take a 20 M.P.H turn at 50 so yeah. My bad Brundle and Clementine. Speaking of the man Clementine we had this quick little exchange at a gas station...

Clementine:You know normally I wouldn't mind blowing up but I'm in your car.

Vasectomy

Me: Don't worry I feel the same way about your girlfriend...
(P.S Yeah Sorry didn't realize you actually had a girl at the time look whose the biggest ass in the world now)



Yeah I feel bad for saying that but recently I have been noticing a slight change in my mindset towards the dark side. Either that or I am just noticing more stuff on the dark side like that picture next to the word picture. If you look carefully it talks about how vasectomy is the most effective birth control. Which I agree with that is true but that's also about as useful as this T-Pain Microphone I found at Toys R Us! I mean seriously I understand getting a vasectomy, but advertising it as birth control? No shit Sherlock what else could it be? More importantly why is there a golfer on there? Is this targeting tiger woods? The world may never know, but this was just the first of many pictures I took this lovely weekend and since I don't want to try and tie them in through effective writing I will leave them at the bottom HAHA!
-Cheers A.O

Oh expect tarantulas! 

Success is your book ending up at Goodwill

Yeah I got nothing for witty

Its pretty smexy!

   

 

Just a window shot from the hip!